PMS : Period Mood Swings.

Kawan kawan female I kerap complain tentang senggugut yang mereka hadapi once a month. A friend said :

"Guys are lucky they dont have to deal with PMS"

Well, I agree partially. But I think girls are the lucky ones.

They don't have to deal with PMS-sy girlfriends.

Girls can not go to class and tell their lecturers,

"senggugut la cik".

There is no way we could skip class and tell our lecturers,

"Girlfriend saya PMS la cik".

No way. No way.

So look at the bright side, girls.

Goodnight Malaysia!

Chivalry is dead, and women killed it.

Guys desire girls, and girls desire materials.

Men have nice cars, not because they like nice cars, but because they know women like nice cars. That's how it goes. Cause men are hunters, and the car is the bait. and that's how it is. You go to a woman's house, her house will be comfortable and shyte, cause women love comfortable surroundings. If a man could take a girl home to a card board box, he wouldn't buy a house.

Women get too much advice about men from other women, and they have no idea what the heck they're talking about. It's true. Go to a bookstore, check out the magazines section, and you'll see on them covers, "a hundred way to please your men, by some lady".Oh come on, there ain't no 100 ways, there is only 1 way to please ur men:

just don't talk so much

and they couldn't be happier.

That's not all, the magazines trick the woman. The magazines start messing with their self esteem, every page they turn, they start feeling fatter, and uglier and they feel their clothes aren't good enough.

The magazines make them forget how fricking beautiful they are.

Then they'd go walking around wearing clothes that show every part of their body. And when rempits start phewwitting, they'd go

"Hey wait a minute, just because I'm dressed this way, does not make me cheap".

Which is true but that's just fricking confusing.

That'd be like, an ordinary guy walking around the streets, in a cop uniform. Then somebody runs up to him.

"Officer, help us, help us"

Then he'd say,

"Oh, just because I'm dressed this way, does not make me a police officer"

- Dave Chapelle. Genius.

Goodnight Malaysia.

Fakta Benar.

"Futsal je keje you! haiyaaa. pi kawin la ngan futsal tu"

"Well. At least futsal tak pms? :p"

Sapa setuju?!

berpuasa juga adalah menghalang diri dari memaki orang.

A feast, for your eyes only. well, at least until berbuka.

6.45 pm. BK drive thru, Mutiara Damansara.

"I'll have a whopper, ala carte and 2 coke floats please," I ordered, dengan rasa penuh teruja untuk berbuka puasa dengan float BK yang sangat oh-to-die-for.

"Size for the floats? large?" reply mamat BK tu, sgt enthusiastic.

"Yes please"

"Sorry bang, large tak der, regular je ada," tiba tiba bertukar bahasa.


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"Thank you dan selamat berbuka puasa"

"Oh trust me, puasa I dah terbatal 5 minutes ago"


Kalau large tiada, kenapa bertanya?

GOODNIGHT MALAYSIA.

maki memaki boleh membatalkan puasa anda.

"mo, u tahu tak orang kelantan tak percaya tuhan?"

"weh, suka hati kau je weh, apsal plak?"

"sebab dorang percaya tuhe' (tuhan berslangkan loghat kelantan)"

"-isikan dengan apa yg anda rasa di hati-"

nut child.

So I pergi bayar duit bill internet I menggunakan duit I, dan ini tidak adil kerana ni I masih dalam tanggungan ibu bapa I dan I tidak mengapply PTPTN kerana diri I yg sangat pemalas. Jadi I pun text bapa I nak claim balik duit I.

"Pa, sorry, can I have my money back tomorrow? duit yang I bayar Internet bills tu? dalam RM 250".

"huh? bukan 110 je ker?

"Ye lah, But I paid untuk 2 bulan punya terus, this month u haven't paid yet. 110 + 110 = 220"

"oh, then RM 30 lagi tu?"

"duit upah, sheeeesshh, ngan anak anak pun nak berkira ke? Isk"

"Anak kacang"

Now ppl. What in the world is anak kacang?

englighten me.

GOODNIGHT MALAYSIA!

Pick Up Line Percuma Hari Ini.

"Hi cik adik manis, nak gadoh tak? Sbb my mom cakap, kalau kita selalu gadoh, nanti ada jodoh. :)"

Jadi Sapa nak Gadoh ngan I?