Eid.

Selamat Hari Raya everybody.

Remember, Eidulfitri is not a reason for you to overeat.

Maaf Zahir dan Batin!

oh that was a note self.

Eat whatever you want, for all I care.

huhuhuhuhu.

Selamat Hari Raya!

Lady gaga's a bm word.

Tahukah U oll, kita slalu cakap nama lady gaga.

But no one knows apa maksud lady gaga.

So, being the genius that I am, I decided to check it on google translate.

So I tried translating Lady gaga from Malay to English.

Why dont you guys give it a try.

Seriously. try.

here U go, google translate.


Update!
they've fixed the bug. :( -21st September 2010.

http://translate.google.com

tina's ex

My cousins came to visit us last weekend. They came in the afternoon and helped mom cook for iftar.

I have this really cute niece. She's so cute, one day she's gonna grow up and be like me, well, the female version.

She was hungry and wanted a big mac for lunch. So I took her to McD since everyone was busy, drive thru sajork.

"Uncle James (I donno why but she calls me uncle James. When I asked why, she said that I look like James Bond. True Story), uncle kenal tak ex Tina?"

ex tina? Tina's ex? Damn, do i even have a friend who goes by that name?

"I've no idea melissa. Who in the world is that? is Tina your friend?"

"No no no. she's a singer"

She? Tina's ex is a she? is she a lesbian?

"She sang the song genie in the bottle. I like that song. Do you have her cd? pasangla pleaseeeeee"

Christina Aguilera! Kejadah Xtina.

Sejak bila X tu berbunyi Chris?

Xtina = Christina.


ok stress.

I nak pergi minum Xanthemum tea.

Oh puasa.

Ok stress balik.

Alasan confirm berkesan 101.

1 of the alasan's yang walaupun doesnt make any sense, tetapi tiada orang akan question adalah:

"I'm pregnant"

Seriously.

Imagine. You can get away with anything, hanya dengan menggunakan alasan ini, walaupun anda tak pregnant pun sebenarnya.

Alasan ini paling mujarab di dalam situasi macam ni:

"Hey you've gained weight, cow makan apa? (eh typo, kau*)"

"I'm Pregnant"

so why go on a diet, girls?

***

Girls have it easy. They can get away with anything.

Flirting 101.

Pick up line percuma hari ini.

"Excuse me miss, the weather's kinda chilly today. I feel so cold and I need something Hot to hug right now. So can I please hug you?"

Cubalah dan tell me kalau anda berjaya.

News.

"You drive cepat skit please, I nak tengok news. I slalu miss news kat tv"

"damn, newspaper kan ada? and sejak bila U tgk news ni?"

"Newspaper lain, berita dia lain. Eh I memang slalu tengok news. Kita perlu tahu berita terbaru di Asia dan Dunia"

"Ish fine".

Tiba sahaja di rumah, kawan I rushing ke TV. Kami terlewat sedikit. News tu sudah pun start 5 minit yang lalu.

Tiba tiba kelihatan kelibat Dom dan Marion Caunter.

***

Tak kelakar kalau U suruh I rush sebab nak tgk E! News.

Seriously, tak kelakar.

Okay, mak.

"Mo, Mak nak cendol. Beli sebungkus please"

"Okay"

"Oh and you cousins are coming. Pergi la beli Goreng Pisang, Karipap, Samosa, Donut ke?"

"Kay Mak"

"Asal kurang ajar ni? Sapa ajar cakap ngan mak mcm ni? Pa, look at your son (Masa I dapat Anugerah Pelajar Terbaik, dia mengaku pula I anak dia). So rude, kurang hajar"

"What did I do?"

"Sejak bila pandai cakap kimak ngan mak ni?"

"Ma, I said Kay mak, as in, OKAY mak. Not Kemak. Ish!"

"oh. Ok lah. Jangan lupa beli cendol mak sekali ok? Sayang anak mak ni, ala busyuk busyuk"


Mana datang perkataan kimak ni? Tiada pun dalam Kamus Dewan?