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Haiwan apa yang paling hensem?!

Ayam!

(ayam : I am. get it).

such a bad joke. *punches self*

Mac Hines.

Laptop I memang dah jahanam. So I pun mula mencari laptop yang boleh di harap

Laptop yang cantik lagi berseri.

So I usha usha. I pun dah buat keputusan muktamad untuk membeli sebuah Mac.

So I pun telah ke kedai Mac dan mula mencari.

Semuanya RM 3K ke atas. I cuba buat perangai wanita wanita malaysia, I cuba minta murah.


"Aiyo bro, Barang Apple bagus ke?"

"Memang bagus, sebab tu dia mahal mahh, tapi berbaloi"

"Aiyo, mana saya mau cari barang barang apple yang murah sikit?".

"adaaaaa, you pergi sana", sambil menunjuk ke sini


Everyone's a lawyer, nowadays.

Accent in BM is essen, minyak wangi.

I was in KLCC for an ICT conference.

There were many foreign delegates who were there for the conference.
There were only two meeting rooms, all of of us had to wait.

I was waiting when this guy came to me and started a conversation.

"So where are you from?"

"Im from Bungalow"

"Oh, ok. Im from Apartment," I replied, hoping he'd at least smile.

He smiled and faked a laugh.

"hehe. but really, where are you from?"

"Bungalow"

"fine, where's your bungalow?"

"India"

The I looked as his tag. It says.

Daksha Maadhav,
Bangalore, India.

Well that made my day.

Eid.

Selamat Hari Raya everybody.

Remember, Eidulfitri is not a reason for you to overeat.

Maaf Zahir dan Batin!

oh that was a note self.

Eat whatever you want, for all I care.

huhuhuhuhu.

Selamat Hari Raya!

Lady gaga's a bm word.

Tahukah U oll, kita slalu cakap nama lady gaga.

But no one knows apa maksud lady gaga.

So, being the genius that I am, I decided to check it on google translate.

So I tried translating Lady gaga from Malay to English.

Why dont you guys give it a try.

Seriously. try.

here U go, google translate.


Update!
they've fixed the bug. :( -21st September 2010.

http://translate.google.com

tina's ex

My cousins came to visit us last weekend. They came in the afternoon and helped mom cook for iftar.

I have this really cute niece. She's so cute, one day she's gonna grow up and be like me, well, the female version.

She was hungry and wanted a big mac for lunch. So I took her to McD since everyone was busy, drive thru sajork.

"Uncle James (I donno why but she calls me uncle James. When I asked why, she said that I look like James Bond. True Story), uncle kenal tak ex Tina?"

ex tina? Tina's ex? Damn, do i even have a friend who goes by that name?

"I've no idea melissa. Who in the world is that? is Tina your friend?"

"No no no. she's a singer"

She? Tina's ex is a she? is she a lesbian?

"She sang the song genie in the bottle. I like that song. Do you have her cd? pasangla pleaseeeeee"

Christina Aguilera! Kejadah Xtina.

Sejak bila X tu berbunyi Chris?

Xtina = Christina.


ok stress.

I nak pergi minum Xanthemum tea.

Oh puasa.

Ok stress balik.

Alasan confirm berkesan 101.

1 of the alasan's yang walaupun doesnt make any sense, tetapi tiada orang akan question adalah:

"I'm pregnant"

Seriously.

Imagine. You can get away with anything, hanya dengan menggunakan alasan ini, walaupun anda tak pregnant pun sebenarnya.

Alasan ini paling mujarab di dalam situasi macam ni:

"Hey you've gained weight, cow makan apa? (eh typo, kau*)"

"I'm Pregnant"

so why go on a diet, girls?

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Girls have it easy. They can get away with anything.