Baju.

One Utama, 3.30 pm.

"So ko nak pergi mana ni?"

"ko turned on?"

"Turn on? Why would I be turned on? kau turned on ke?

"Cotton On, as in On Kapas"

"oh! habaq la awai awai"

Mungkin kini tiba masanya kita stop pronounce kau sebagai "ko".

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Kopi aku tak sedap, Kopi sapa sedap?

Kopi ko.

Lame.

GOODNIGHT MALAYSIA.

Happy Mother's Day.

I bought 5 kg of sugar for my mother as a mother's day gift.

"Gula? you know that mama makan equal sahaja kan? Plus, what am I gonna do wit 5 kg of sugar?"

"Well, I want you to be my sugar mommy. not equal mommy."

"Anak derhaka".

Happy Mother's Day, Sugar Mommies!