March 23, 2011


"You, do you have a pet?"

"Yeah, I have two cats. Why?"

"Are you trying to be funny? I meant sanitary pads"

"Oh, no I dont. Sorry"

ahahahah. Prolly dia cuba nak buat lawak, tp bila I blur jawab macamtu, PMS dia tiba tiba muncul.

Tak perlu tanya I jika I ada pad. I lelaki dan pelik bukan jikalau I ada pad di dalam handbag backpack?

Why don't we go and take a trip, and get away somewhere.

March 11, 2011

how does it feel?

"How does it feel pa, knowing that your son's going to penang, and you don't have to give him any money, now that he's working?"

"It feels great. I feel young, and single again"

"That doesn't make any sense"

"whatever, oh bang. I'm in a hurry, I dont have any cash, can i have 60 bucks?"


"tak nak bagi? its ok. Dulu pun bukan bapak yang bayar for your education. I didn't pay for your lunch. I didn't buy this house for my kids. The food i buy everyday is only for me. It's ok"

"I only have 50"

"good enough"

Karma is indeed, a bitch.
but i don't mind. :)

Pisang emas di bawa belayar,
2 3 pisang tanduk mana nak sama,
Hutang emas boleh di bayar,
Hutang budi, hutang selamanya.

My prayers are with you, my japanese friends.

March 7, 2011


"pa, Im going to subway. Want anything?" I texted him.


K? he wants kokaine?

and wtf is HB?

whenever it's someone's birthday, U'd see a lot of "HBs" on his/her wall.

HB? Heartbreak?

Hati Busuk?
Halkum Besar?
Homoseksual Bernafsu?
Hotel Berjaya?
Hani Bermadu?
Haram Berbotox?
Haji Bakhil?

what the hell is HB?