It's time.

Kita tahu yang kita perlu mula membeli DVD original apabila translation,

"She is not well"

di translatekan ke

"Dia bukan perigi"


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GOODNIGHT MALAYSIA!

U do look like a star.

Semua orang mahu kelihatan seperti seorang bintang.

I bersyukur, the only way to describe how I look ialah, U bayangkan kalau Brad Pitt dan Zac Efron bernikah, dan mereka mendapat anak, I la anak mereka. So I am thankful.

Ramai juga wanita yang vain yang menghabiskan berpuluh puluh jam di depan cermin hanya kerana hendak memakaikan blusher di pipi mereka.

I had this dinner thingy last two weeks, and this friend of mine made me wait for 45 minutes, just because she couldn't make up her mind on what to wear.

I mengaku. I bukanlah orang yang paling sabar di dunia ini.

"Mo, I think this baju makes me look like a star"

"Babe, U pakai apa pun, U dah nampak mcm star dah pun"

"Serious? macam siapa?"

"Syarifah"

"Syarifah? syarifah mana?"

"Syarifah Aini".

I had to wait another half an hour after that.
I was just being honest.

Honesty, obviously, is not the best policy.

Goodnight Malaysia.

bicara bersama bapa #4 : Monay.

"What the hell did you do last night sampai letih tak larat ni."

"Definitely bukan womanizing in your car. Dang, assignments pa. Banyak gila kot, dah nak mati dah ni."

"Wey, jangan mati lagi. Not just yet."

"Huh? And why not?"

"Aku tak merasa duit kau lagi."

Raya lagi ni, sempat nak minta maaf kalau termaki dalam hati.

GOODNIGHT MALAYSIA!