My cousins came to visit us last weekend. They came in the afternoon and helped mom cook for iftar.
I have this really cute niece. She's so cute, one day she's gonna grow up and be like me, well, the female version.
She was hungry and wanted a big mac for lunch. So I took her to McD since everyone was busy, drive thru sajork.
"Uncle James (I donno why but she calls me uncle James. When I asked why, she said that I look like James Bond. True Story), uncle kenal tak ex Tina?"
ex tina? Tina's ex? Damn, do i even have a friend who goes by that name?
"I've no idea melissa. Who in the world is that? is Tina your friend?"
"No no no. she's a singer"
She? Tina's ex is a she? is she a lesbian?
"She sang the song genie in the bottle. I like that song. Do you have her cd? pasangla pleaseeeeee"
Christina Aguilera! Kejadah Xtina.
Sejak bila X tu berbunyi Chris?
Xtina = Christina.
I nak pergi minum Xanthemum tea.
Ok stress balik.