Kokok

Haiwan apa yang paling hensem?!

Ayam!

(ayam : I am. get it).

such a bad joke. *punches self*

Mac Hines.

Laptop I memang dah jahanam. So I pun mula mencari laptop yang boleh di harap

Laptop yang cantik lagi berseri.

So I usha usha. I pun dah buat keputusan muktamad untuk membeli sebuah Mac.

So I pun telah ke kedai Mac dan mula mencari.

Semuanya RM 3K ke atas. I cuba buat perangai wanita wanita malaysia, I cuba minta murah.


"Aiyo bro, Barang Apple bagus ke?"

"Memang bagus, sebab tu dia mahal mahh, tapi berbaloi"

"Aiyo, mana saya mau cari barang barang apple yang murah sikit?".

"adaaaaa, you pergi sana", sambil menunjuk ke sini


Everyone's a lawyer, nowadays.

Accent in BM is essen, minyak wangi.

I was in KLCC for an ICT conference.

There were many foreign delegates who were there for the conference.
There were only two meeting rooms, all of of us had to wait.

I was waiting when this guy came to me and started a conversation.

"So where are you from?"

"Im from Bungalow"

"Oh, ok. Im from Apartment," I replied, hoping he'd at least smile.

He smiled and faked a laugh.

"hehe. but really, where are you from?"

"Bungalow"

"fine, where's your bungalow?"

"India"

The I looked as his tag. It says.

Daksha Maadhav,
Bangalore, India.

Well that made my day.