April 18, 2011

Pickup line 101.

"Eh, you look familiar lah"

"Ha? that's the oldest trick in the book. sheesh. buzz off"

"Garangnya you, tajam betul kata-kata"

"Sorry, can you please talk to the hand, cause the face is not interested"


"I tau you ni perempuan jenis apa. You macam durian. Kat luar tajam, tapi dalam, amboi... memang manis"

"hik hik, alah malu lahhh, hik hik"

"Jom lah naik motor abang ni, kita pergi makan durian all you can eat kat DU tu"

SFX: vroom vroom.

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